HOW IN THE WORLD IS THIS JUST GIRL THINGS OK LIKE DO YOU PUT THE ON YOUR BOOBS OR SOMETHING LIKE WHY ONLY GIRLS WHY HOW WHAT THE FUCK
I once tried to eat an avocado. Alas! It got tangled in my beard, and my calloused, shovel-shaped hands were incapable of removing it. It remains to this day, a grim albatross around my neck, reminding me of the time I tried to defy my gender roles, and eat an avocado.
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“In this one you guys aren’t trying to fit in as human as much. We don’t see that much interactions with humans.”
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If anyone ever asks me to define love, I’m just going to show them this
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I wonder how people who think people can “turn gay” visualize someone actually turning gay
Like if you’re bitten by a gay man during the full moon, you’ll turn gay
Weregays
they bleed rainbows
you can only kill them with romney-shaped bullets
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Voting on November 6 is totally grool. We’re endorsing Barack Obama. Pass it on.
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