The Styling Dutchman

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"Moons and junes and ferris wheels, the dizzy dancing way you feel as every fairy tale comes real I’ve looked at love that way but now it’s just another show, you leave ‘em laughing when you go and if you care, don’t let them know, don’t give yourself away"

- Joni Mitchell - Both Sides, Now [Original Studio Version, 1969] - YouTube

Cosmo Tip #3476


When he’s about to climax, whisper “the Lannisters send their regards” seductively in his ear and then stab him in front of his weeping mother.

(Source: karlmarxghost)

"They be like, “Oh, that Gucci - that’s hella tight.”
I’m like, “Yo - that’s fifty dollars for a T-shirt.”
Limited edition, let’s do some simple addition
Fifty dollars for a T-shirt - that’s just some ignorant bitch (shit)
I call that getting swindled and pimped (shit)
I call that getting tricked by a business
That shirt’s hella dough
And having the same one as six other people in this club is a hella don’t
Peep game, come take a look through my telescope
Trying to get girls from a brand? Man you hella won’t
Man you hella won’t"


The Name Game. (x)

(Source: okuribikasou)

AHS: Asylum characters ~ 6/? ~ Shelley

“Men like sex and no one calls them whores! I hate that word, it’s so ugly!”

(Source: lilychambler)

Can we all take a minute to acknowledge how perf the season finale of American Horror Story: Asylum was?!


I watched it earlier and I cannot stop thinking about how Lana Winters is one of my favorite TV characters of all-time. She’s a badass and I have a soft spot for lesbians for obvious reasons and the final scene was epic.

I also think the angel of death was a really amazing character, too. 

I cannot waittttt for the next season!